think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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