but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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