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(919): View more from North Carolina

Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(213): View more from California

How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark

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(417): View more from Missouri

There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took

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(229): View more from Georgia

What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?

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(416): View more from Toronto

They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?

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