don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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