His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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