3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
