just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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