I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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