so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
MIDGETS
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I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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