Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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