So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i will never coherently bang her
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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