Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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