so explain again why im purple
no
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I queefed so loud it echoed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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