I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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