Will you blow on my dice?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
