But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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