its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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