Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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