best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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