i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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