what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
wow bdsm is so cute
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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