I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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