:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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