belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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