Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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