Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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