you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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