He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
