That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I enjoy the company of your penis
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