The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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