GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize