I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
