I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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