Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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