You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
