I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
