Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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