His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I had to cum in my sink.
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