You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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