I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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