you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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