He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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