it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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