I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
the raccoons are back...
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