that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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