Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
last night I used snow as a chaser
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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