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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(408): View more from California

Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand

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(616): View more from Michigan

Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.

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(914): View more from New York

I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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(256): View more from Alabama

I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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(716): View more from New York

Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??

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(305): View more from Florida

is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?

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