Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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