just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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