There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
