is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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