They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
