I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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