guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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