Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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