I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
