Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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