People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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