I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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